Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Obamacare, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English, and was connected to a call center inPakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
the Promised Land
Monday 4th October 2010 at 6:42 am (political)
Tags: economy, jobs, moses, obamacare, promised land, savings, suicided bomber, wars
this has made a few rounds already, but still made me smile when RK sent it, again.
Dr. Seuss’s “Take” On Obama
Sunday 1st August 2010 at 10:25 am (fun)
Tags: America, american, congress, conservative blog network, freedom, obama, obamacare, Patriot, Seuss, we surround them, whitehouse
JS sent this 
I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan ,
I do not like this ‘YES WE CAN’.
I do not like this spending spree,
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free;
I do not like your smug replies,
When I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope!
-- about me in here
