According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a female.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

I knew it!!!

-thanks, DvS


  1. duke1959 said,

    Tuesday 7th December 2010 at 2:52 pm

    it appears that you took that off of my blog. I would request that you give do credit.

    • hepsy said,

      Wednesday 8th December 2010 at 8:19 am

      This is from DvS, as noted, sent via email.
      If you are the author: cute joke. I’m happy to credit you.
      Thank you for stopping by – aloha!

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