Blonde’s Year in Review

2009 Blonde’s Diary – another frustrating year…

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels… “duh”… bottles won’t fit in a typewriter.

March – Got excited… finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months… box said “2-4 years!”

April – Trapped on escalator for hours… power went out.

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid… 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets.

June – Tried to go water skiing… couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast-stroke swimming competition… learned later, other swimmers cheated – they used their arms.

August – Got locked out of car in rainstorm… car swamped, because top was down.

September – Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is “C”… isn’t it?

October – Hate M&M’s… they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days… instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.

December – Couldn’t call 911… “duh”… there’s no “eleven” button on the phone.

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2 Comments

  1. maukakane said,

    Sunday 3rd January 2010 at 7:05 am

    i love this one. Lost breast-stroke swimming competition. lol

    • hepsy said,

      Sunday 3rd January 2010 at 5:48 pm

      LOL!
      One friend who sends these usually changes blonde to brunette. 🙂
      mahalo for your comment.
      aloha!


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