Classifieds

Classifieds

These  classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper – a smile for your  day….

FREE  YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE  PUPPIES:
1/2  Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE  PUPPIES
Mother,  AKC German Shepherd.
Father,  Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.  Better be a big reward..

COWS: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale..

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition – $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

-thanks CA
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