they walk among us

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave it back to her andtold her that she had made a mistake in
MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and
informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and
returned the money again. I gave her the money back again…same
scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually
happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.

–They Walk Amongst Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon fora Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free.” “They’re already buy-one-get-one-free”, she said, “so I guess they’re both free” She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

–They Walk Amongst Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking! down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said, “Where?”

–They Walk Amongst Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want
the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun
rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in
the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
“Oh I don’t keep up with that stuff.”

–They Walk Amongst Us!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24
hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern or
Pacific time?! ” Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh,

–They Walk Amongst Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk of her car.

— They Walk Amongst Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier >multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

— They Walk Among Us!

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me,
has your plane >arrived yet?”

— They Walk Amongst Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it
for some time before responding. “Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

— Yep, They Walk Amongst Us!

They walk among us and voted for Change!

-thanx, DvS


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