Blonde Motorist

A blonde woman motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to her car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”

“Yes,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”

“Not for me, thanks. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.
My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to go to the San Diego Zoo. They’re already stressed a bit, so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”

“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car, carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was rolling through the heart of San Diego when he suddenly hit his brakes in disbelief. There was the blonde, walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a growing crowd. He pulled over and ran across the street to the blonde. “What the heck are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”

“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde,” but we had money left over—so now we’re going to Sea World.”

-DvS
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