the Promised Land

this has made a few rounds already, but still made me smile when RK sent it, again.

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Obamacare, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English, and was connected to a call center inPakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.

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1 Comment

  1. GoodOleBoy said,

    Wednesday 6th October 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Funny but depressingly true.


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