Illegal Cockfight

The Honolulu Police Department received reports of illegal cockfights being held in  the Ewa area and quickly dispatched the infamous Detective Chang to investigate.  He  reported to his sargeant the next morning.  ‘Get tree main groups in da cock fighting hui,’ he began.

‘Good work. Who are they?’ the sargeant asked.

Chang replied confidently, ‘Get haoles, Portagees, and da Syndicate.’

Puzzled, the sergeant asked, ‘So how you wen find dat out in one night?’

‘Wuz easy cuz,’ he replied, ‘I wen Ewa side and watched da cockfight.  Can tell had haoles cuz one duck was entered in da fight.’

The sergeant nodded, ‘But what about da others?’

Chang answered, ‘Well, I figah get Portagees cuz someone wen’ bet on da duck.’

‘Okay,’ said the sergeant, ‘And how you wen know dat da Syndicate was involved?’

‘Da duck wen  win.’

thanks, ES
[note: say it like it looks, you’ll sound local]
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