Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Obamacare, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English, and was connected to a call center inPakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
the Promised Land
Monday 4th October 2010 at 6:42 am (political)
Tags: economy, jobs, moses, obamacare, promised land, savings, suicided bomber, wars
this has made a few rounds already, but still made me smile when RK sent it, again.