TSA Slogans

When at SLC airport on my way home from the mainland recently, I was surprised to feel that I was greeted with hands all over me. I didn’t realize that the people in the longer line were waiting to enter the “safe” full body scanner. Your face is captured before you’re viewed under your clothes. (Maybe they just like to document your face as well as your curves, as some have been shown on the internet.)

The question I have is: Who dissed the successful Israeli method of profiling passengers, which they advised US to do after 9-11?

Political Correctness is just discrimination against the most of US.  ~hepsy

-this one is just in time, from RK-

1. Grope discounts available.

2. Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.

3. If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first.

4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

5. Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

6. Throw a few back at the airport Chili’s and you won’t even notice.

7. Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

8. We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank

9. We are now free to move about your pants

10. We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

11. It’s not a grope. It’s a freedom pat.

12. When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

13. TSA: Touchin’, Squeezin’, Arrestin’

14. You were a virgin.

15. We handle more packages than the USPS

16. The TSA isn’t silly, they just want to inspect your willy

17. Stroke of the hand, law of the land

18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

19. Let your fingers do the Walking

20. Cough

21. Reach out and touch someone

22. Can you feel me now?

23. When we’re done with you, you’ll need a cigarette