Maxine on Going to Bed

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Maxine’s remedy

– from RK

If you don’t like the election results, Maxine has the solution…

 

 

Happy Mother’s Day

If you ever had a Mother, are a Mother, or know a Mother…. have a Happy Mother’s Day!

If you still have your Mother and haven’t already, take the time to practice honoring her.
If your Mother is gone, remember her through your deeds.
If you never knew a Mother, or still need one, adopt one.

iFruit

Barack’s BS Bingo

I used to avoid listening to his speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one!
Here’s something to help make Obama’s speeches almost tolerable. Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen……

Rules for Bullshit Bingo:

1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print “Barack’s Bullshit Bingo” for yourself and whoever else wants to play.

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”


Testimonials from past satisfied “Barack’s BS Bingo” players:

“I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won.” – Jack W., Boston

“My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically.” – David D., Florida

“What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win.” – Bill R., New York City

“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the 5th box.” – Ben G., Denver

REMEMBER: no incumbents in 2010 (unless she’s the one who votes for US!)

from RK



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